A New Sketch

You Got Served – Legal Documents!

Announcer
Are you having trouble getting your brother in law to show up in court ever since he stole your car stereo?

Brother in law
Yoink!

Guy (to announcer, reading off a cue card)
Yeah, what’s up with that?

Announcer
And don’t you wish your no good wife would just sign the divorce papers so you can start getting your game on?

Wife (holding brother in her arms, with attitude)
You ain’t half the man your brother is!

Guy (to announcer, still off card, no emotional change)
Yeah! What’s up with that?

Announcer
Aren’t you tired of waiting for the law to start helping you out?

Guy
Damn straight!

Announcer (walking out)
Next time, serve those fools and break of a piece of law with “You Got Served – Legal Documents!”

Brother walks back out, announcer walks to him with funky attitude.

Announcer
Mr. Johnson of 223 Main Street?

Brother
Yeah, that’s me.

Announcer
On behalf of the straight of Virginia, I am obligated to provide these documents and inform you that your moves are wack and your game, son, is foolish.

Announcer starts to break out some moves, effectively “serving” the brother. He finishes by pulling out a folder of legal papers.

Guy(stilted)
Damn! You just got served – LEGAL DOCUMENTS!

Announcer
So the next time you’re in need, get the representation that really REPRESENTS. You got served -- legal documents!