You're old.

I can't expect anyone to be excited about a class reunion. It's a tell-tale sign that you are getting old.

Any event that involves more than 5 people automatically goes through certain stages. There's preplanning, in which 1 person has initiative, 1 person is over-excited, and 8 people don't give a shit. Then there's actual planning, where 10 people don't give a shit. Then there's the party, where everyone suddenly gives a shit about everything.

I realize now that I was voted class optimist because I actually thought this wouldn't be a huge pain in the ass. Well, it'll all work out. Either that or I go Carrie on the whole deal.

Just kidding.